{"product_id":"the-patriot-monster-truck-humidifier","title":"The Patriot – Monster Truck Humidifier","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeet The Patriot.\u003c\/strong\u003e A monster truck humidifier wrapped in the Stars and Stripes, with a bald eagle across the hood and two chrome stacks that glow like flames.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFill the tank through the chrome fuel cap, press the key remote, and it comes alive: key click, V8 start sound, idle. Red demon-eye headlights, a white roof light bar, a red underglow, and cool mist rolling out of the stacks, lit orange from inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemote start:\u003c\/strong\u003e key click, V8 start sound, then idle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLED-lit stacks:\u003c\/strong\u003e cool mist lit warm orange, so it looks like flames (no fire, no heat)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLights:\u003c\/strong\u003e red demon-eye headlights, white roof light bar, red underglow\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e US flag over the whole body, bald eagle hood, chrome supercharger, chrome shocks, giant tires\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e about 12.6 in (32 cm) long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt doesn't drive. It's a display piece and a humidifier.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Stars \u0026 Stacks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67777616216455,"sku":"SS-PATRIOT","price":149.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1111\/8827\/9687\/files\/final-1-hero-fata-3-4.jpg?v=1793009963","url":"https:\/\/starsstacks.com\/products\/the-patriot-monster-truck-humidifier","provider":"Stars \u0026 Stacks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}